With the next gathering of the nerds gamer orgy scheduled for this week in Ohio we have Mr. STD himself “the CODfather” Mutiny’s own Panther here to give us his Top 5’s for this event. Let’s start with an easy one as we are not operating with a lot of intelligence here:

Top 5 at the end of the LAN

1. Bricked
2. APES
3. Janitorz
4. Sedated
5. Mutiny

Wow, really putting me on the spot here picking between my two former teams, but I have to be as unbiased as possible and choose who I think really has the edge to win it. Hard to go against the Champ Champs.

Top 5 players

1. Doug
2. Willzki
3. Shell
4. Mylo
5. Gl4d

This one does show a lil bit of biased because of my familiarity with 4 of the 5 players, but I feel like Doug has reached the autistic savant level and the kid has finally reached his prime.

Top 5 worst players

1. redz
2. TiMMER
3. Superman
4. Vic
5. Kurupt

These aren’t necessarily the worst players at LAN, but I believe that these are the players who will not only be in the top 15 worse +/-, but they will be very underwhelming compared to their online play. This is also pretty strategic because all 5 of these players have the “in the trenches” type mentality and will be baited by their teammates.

Top 5 “caps”

1. Anybody who comes in acting like they are tough
2. Anybody who uses a slur seriously on LAN (f*ggot is a compliment)
3. Anybody who tries to steal rounds because a team used too many timeouts
4. Anybody who tries to mess with me while I am napping on the couch
5. Anybody who is rooting against the Eagles on Sunday

Top 5 most likely to choke

1. Magic
2. Magic
3. Magic
4. Magic
5. Jay

All eyes on magic this LAN. Lets see if he actually does play perfect. Now that you are back on shotgun since your a bald of fat retard who can’t aim let’s dig into this one

Top 5 shotgun’s

1. Woody
2. telly
3. Jocco
4. harry
5. LOOSE

Luckily for the shotgun union, I will NOT be shotgunning at this LAN. We all know that I am the best pure shotgun in the game. Speaking of pure shotties, I reserved this top 5 to them. 1Shot does not use it on Matmata and Toujane so he is disqualified.

Top 5 Darkhorse teams to make a run

MODERN

Tripel is drunk again, no such thing as a top 5 darkhorse team. I think MODERN could be a total fail team and lose in play-ins or the one team who can make a deep run on Sunday and finish top 4. Time will tell!

Top 5 favorite ex teammates

Doug

Mylo

Shell

Brett

Eric

This one is not in any type of order and is tough. I have shared the battlefield with a lot of great gamers over the past couple years and these are the 5 that stand out to me.

Top 5 worst ex teammates

1. 1Shot
2. dirty_german
3. Warboy
4. Birdman
5. turnz

I could write 3 paragraphs explaining this top 5 but I won’t.

Mutiny Roster Ranked 1-5 don’t hold back

1. paNther aka the laNther
2. Mikey the maiden
3. Broa the Baby Goat aka the Goodboy aka the Baby lion cub
4. LOOSE the whippy lippy GOOSE
5. cru!zer aka the worst player in the server or the best player in the server. Which one will show up at LAN?

This was way easier than you think. I honestly hope that I am our worst player and I am carried to a top 5 finish. Final thoughts This was for fun and entertainment purposes only and hopefully none of my answers gets me trench coated at LAN. Lets get it!