Strokers: LOOSE, hero, forsaken, abk, warboy

There comes a time in every mans life when you have to…nevermind. The Strokers are here and ready to battle in Columbus next month. Led by fan favorite loose the goose on the shutgun, the boys are getting prepped for war. This roster features some OG veterans with a splash to newcomer talent, a mix that the boys hope will serve them well next month. The squad is looking to stay loose, and could be the hero we need this LAN.

Strokers formed late, so time is against us, but the boys have been grinding. I will be throwing smokes and have fired a few shots in the past. Forsaken on the scope, has lan experience with different games and will be IGL for us. Abk, my former +Vibe teammate can always be counted on in game. Warboy does not have lot of time in cod2 but the talent is there. The goal is to get him up to speed in game time situations and could be a real X factor for us. Hero just went on cholesterol medication. Our expectations are to compete. Doug has been Coaching/Ringing/Yelling for us which has given us some needed urgency. With this group fun is a given, win or lose we still booze. – LOOSE

With the roles set, it’s time for the grind. This roster has 7 weeks to clean up their act before they step into the battlefield. With the team just now playing their first official matches in last weeks Poop Cup, they will look to build on their performance.

Excited to see everyone that I had a chance to meet back in February. Too many to list, but most of all look forward to seeing my OG mutiny teammates (Cruzier, Mylo, and Panther). 20 years and still going. Look forward to getting a team pic of the old dudes. – LOOSE

STATE OF THE UNION

Last but not least, we asked the CEO of the shotgun union about some of the newest (potential) additions ot the union…this is what he had to say.

I would have personally welcomed Eric to the shotgunners union however he has ghosted me for the last month. This over the course of trying to fill out he Strokers roster. He played a few games of Hell Let Loose with the Strokers so I thought it would be a good fit. I reached out to him after parting ways from x6, but as you can see, like an unattractive man, got left on read by the newly single mid/late 30s mom, with a few kids, who thinks she is hotter than she is. When a player decides to pick up the shotgun after historically not using it, it usually is a grasp to stay relevant. The reality is though the body has washed ashore like in the case of Cruizer and Panther. I know I was washed 20 years ago. Father time is undefeated. I wish Eric all the best with his new membership in the shotgunners union. – LOOSE

Panther’s membership in the Shotgunners union is solidified. In fact he has become an advocate for the guild. He has begun a daily discord crusade to fight for shotgunners rights. He has posted frag clips on how effective the shotgun can be if used properly, and has encouraged changes to benefit the shotgunner. His voice, although not taken seriously, has given a reminder to the community that shotgun lives matter. Just like mid-tier strippers, we smoke, get used (baited), and look good sometimes in the right lighting. Carry on Panther. – LOOSE